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    Forum Fiction

    Forum Fiction:

    It was a dark and stormy forum. NewT was a 3D forum and part time delivery man.
    Grandma purchased some 3D software over the internet a year ago and was waiting for some new updates to arrive. NewT was tasked with the job of delivering the updates to Grandma's house.

    NewT stuffed the updates into a picnic basket and planned out a route to get to grandma's house. The route went though a scary forest with a rickety rope bridge. NewT had never been this way before and said screw this, that bridge looks too dangerous. He clicked his ruby slippers together 3 times and instantly arrived at grandma's house.

    Grandma was so happy to get the free updates that she devoured Newt in one big bite. Apparently grandma was really a forum poster in grandma's clothing.

    The End.

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    I'm just glad you left out the wolf

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    Moral?

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    Architectural Designer Tzan's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_C
    Moral?
    Uhmm... dont get a job as a 3D forum?

    I dont usually write stories with morals, just lots of sensless violence, which makes a sense all its own.

    The wolf was in his den across town, playing a cool computer game.

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    We've got it simple. Jim_C's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tzan
    I dont usually write stories with morals, just lots of sensless violence, which makes a sense all its own.
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    That's cool... look what it did for Tarentino...

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    Is there a sequel? I want to know what happened to grandma. She seemed like such a nice old lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geothefaust
    Is there a sequel? I want to know what happened to grandma. She seemed like such a nice old lady.
    There was no grandma. She was an impostor. A wolf... err, a canine-like animal in sheep's clothing.

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    Javis Jones: Night Crew geothefaust's Avatar
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    Oh no! This new information makes me sad.

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    Forum Fiction
    ver. 0.01 (the prequel)

    Grandma was at home knitting a new computer.
    There was a knock at the door. Grandma answered the door and saw a young forum poster. But because the forum poster was being ill mannered and speaking leet, she slammed the door. This only enraged the forum poster, who used a hack to enter the back door of the house. He then banned her account, used her forum ID and avatar, then waited for the 3D software updates to arrive.

    The End... again.

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    You forgot about the sleeping Radiosity in the back room who woke up from the banning and decided to hide in the CPU clock.

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    Thanks a lot guys, now I won't be able to sleep tonight.

    Turn off the light and go to bed Johnny, there is no poster under your bed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by animotion
    Turn off the light and go to bed Johnny, there is no poster under your bed!
    Haha

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