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joeldberry
08-20-2007, 10:29 AM
In the spirit of another thread-gone-awry in this forum, I started thinking... too much, mind you... and this is what happened...

Top 10 Similarities Between Lightwave 3D and Paris Hilton

10. There are more male users of Lightwave than female users. Ditto for Paris Hilton.

9. Lightwave has been used on countless movies and television series and spots over the last several years. So has Paris Hilton.

8. Lightwave is available on two DVDs, or via download on the Internet. Paris Hilton has appeared on numerous homemade DVDs, which are also available via download on the Internet.

7. Both Lightwave and Paris Hilton have made use of an alignment grid in the past; though Paris’ grid was made up of primarily vertical bars.

6. Both Lightwave and Paris Hilton have bugs, although Lightwave’s bugs cannot be eradicated by a doctor-prescribed cream.

5. Both Lightwave and Paris Hilton have been known to callously mock people with their “Dongle not found” comments.

4. Lightwave will operate in reduced capacity without a valid license. Paris Hilton will operate a vehicle in a reduced capacity without a valid license.

3. Lightwave’s menus make use of the letters of the Alphabet. Paris Hilton can actually say the letters of the Alphabet.

2. Recently, Lightwave’s upgrade path reached 9.3. Recently, Paris Hilton’s blood alchohol level reached 9.3.

1. Both Lightwave and Paris Hilton offer fully explorable “Bottom” views.

DISCLAIMER: This is a parody, and is not intended to accurately reflect the actual commercial product, Lightwave 3D. Oh, yeah. Or Paris Hilton. Kinda.

Matt
08-20-2007, 12:20 PM
Give me :censored: break! Not ANOTHER Hilton thread!!!! :D

Matt
08-20-2007, 12:21 PM
8. Lightwave is available on two DVDs, or via download on the Internet. Paris Hilton has appeared on numerous homemade DVDs, which are also available via download on the Internet.


Actually, that one IS funny! :D

Cageman
08-20-2007, 12:25 PM
*lol* :)

loki74
08-20-2007, 02:10 PM
LOL! :jester: That totally made my day. XD

(I'd say the UB release made my day, but that probably made my next 3 months, so THIS definitely made my day!)

CMT
08-20-2007, 03:39 PM
10. I 'd like to see this change.... for both! ;D

8. Reviewed all of them countless times!

3. Are we actually sure she can?!

1. Combined with Zoom functions and you're set! :D

jameswillmott
08-20-2007, 04:23 PM
Those are all pretty good, they made me laugh anyway... :)

pumeco
08-20-2007, 04:27 PM
Just out of curiosity, what did I miss with this Paris Hilton spell everyone seems to be under?

I mean, she's OK, but I just can't see why there's so much interest in her. Did she do something that caught the attention of the press or something? She's just avarage looking, and from what I hear; likes to do a prison stretch once in a while. Apart from that, what else is there?

Seriously, I'm wondering if I missed something :hey:

Iain
08-21-2007, 02:04 AM
:dance:

Brilliant!
rofl lol I love this stuff!
More!

Come on do some others: Nicole Ritchie maybe or that ginger one from Herbie?
Compare them to Vista! :rock:

k'sake!

spec24
08-21-2007, 11:53 AM
Just out of curiosity, what did I miss with this Paris Hilton spell everyone seems to be under?

I mean, she's OK, but I just can't see why there's so much interest in her. Did she do something that caught the attention of the press or something? She's just avarage looking, and from what I hear; likes to do a prison stretch once in a while. Apart from that, what else is there?

Seriously, I'm wondering if I missed something :hey:

You didn't miss anything. She's disgusting and quite ugly. Looks more like a weasel on crack to me.

*Pete*
08-21-2007, 02:39 PM
Just out of curiosity, what did I miss with this Paris Hilton spell everyone seems to be under?

I mean, she's OK, but I just can't see why there's so much interest in her. Did she do something that caught the attention of the press or something? She's just avarage looking, and from what I hear; likes to do a prison stretch once in a while. Apart from that, what else is there?

Seriously, I'm wondering if I missed something :hey:


She is a phenomena..one of the very few people on the planet who is able to make incredible amounts of money by...well...doing pretty much nothing at all.

she got a million dollars to fly to Austria, get of the airplane and wave to the crowds.

she did it, smiling and screaming "I love Austria!!"
somebody screamed back "Why do you love austria??"
she responds "becouse i get a million dollars to come here and wave to the crowds!!"


she is either a genious, or people behind her are geniouses...becouse who ever paid her for that stunt, made even more money on it!!

that is a major difference between lightwave and paris....the talent versus price factor.

pumeco
08-22-2007, 03:50 AM
Ah, so she's a socialite then.

Well, now that I know she get's a million dollars for waving at people, I hate her :D

Come on you people, be realistic. I mean, for only five grand you could have 'me' come round your place and wave at you (ok, four grand - seeing as it's you). I can't imagine why anyone would prefer to say they had Paris Hilton round their place, more than being able to say "pumeco waz ere!"

OK, four grand, plus I'll throw in my Cinema4D bundle as well :D

Iain
08-22-2007, 04:00 AM
I think we can work something out here pumeco.
Come round my house with your c4d bundle and I'll give you a little tartan doll in a plastic tube. It's in mint condition.

p.s. is your dad one of the richest men in the world? If so I might be interested in friendship, possibly more.

mattclary
08-22-2007, 07:02 AM
Ah, so she's a socialite then.



Have you ever heard of the Hilton Hotel chain?

Early on she partied a lot and traveled in famous circles. She's rich and attractive. Other rich attractive people like hanging out with her. Tabloids love rich attractive people. She has built a career (she makes enough money she doesn't need Daddy's anymore) on being rich and attractive.

Some may say she is unattractive, but that is a matter of personal taste. If one did not know her and her exploits but saw her at the beach, I would hazard that few would turn their eyes away.

Liber777
08-22-2007, 07:26 AM
4. Lightwave will operate in reduced capacity without a valid license. Paris Hilton will operate a vehicle in a reduced capacity without a valid license.

I think this one's the funniest of the lot!

Stivan

pumeco
08-22-2007, 07:34 AM
Have you ever heard of the Hilton Hotel chain?
Yup, but I honestly didn't know she was the owners daughter. It's just one of those things, I've no interest in her really, so whenever her name is mentioned I go into a trance-like state and usually forget everything about it.


Some may say she is unattractive, but that is a matter of personal taste. If one did not know her and her exploits but saw her at the beach, I would hazard that few would turn their eyes away.Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she's unattractive. She just doesn't seem to have the wow factor you'd expect of someone that has such a following. But nah, I wouldn't turn my eyes away - in fact I posted in the other Paris thread when I saw that picture posted :D

mattclary
08-22-2007, 07:44 AM
She just doesn't seem to have the wow factor you'd expect of someone that has such a following.

I think the wow factor is pretty artificial. Tabloids and news shows hype her up, but I know no one who really gives a cr*p what Paris is up to.

She's doable, but so is the random hottie on the street. Paris just wears less clothes than random hottie on the street and has a much larger archive of still and motion pictures available for your viewing pleasure on the internet. :devil:

pumeco
08-22-2007, 08:46 AM
She's doable, but so is the random hottie on the street. Paris just wears less clothes than random hottie on the street and has a much larger archive of still and motion pictures available for your viewing pleasure on the internet. :devil:
Well, I'll certainly look into that.

Personally though, I've always had this thing for Russian women. I think it's because of their accent and the element of danger that's often associated with them. I often think to myself that if I got laid to some awesome Russian babe, getting my brains blown-out afterwards would surely be worth it. I really love the 'babes with guns' thing and all that sort of stuff.

Anyway, like I said in your other thread; I think the woman shown here (Alsou - a Russian singer) is infinitely more "doable" that Jennifer, Angelina, and Paris put together. Then again, that could be my Russian vice coming through :hey:

pumeco
08-22-2007, 09:00 AM
I think we can work something out here pumeco.
Come round my house with your c4d bundle and I'll give you a little tartan doll in a plastic tube. It's in mint condition.

p.s. is your dad one of the richest men in the world? If so I might be interested in friendship, possibly more.
Sorry dude, you can keep the doll - but you'd be in trouble if you could offer me a YAMAHA CS80 :D

mattclary
08-22-2007, 10:39 AM
Well, I'll certainly look into that.
Anyway, like I said in your other thread; I think the woman shown here (Alsou - a Russian singer) is infinitely more "doable" that Jennifer, Angelina, and Paris put together. Then again, that could be my Russian vice coming through :hey:

She would definitely do in a pinch! ;)

colkai
08-22-2007, 11:30 AM
I think the woman shown here (Alsou - a Russian singer) is infinitely more "doable" that Jennifer, Angelina, and Paris put together.
Mm, very "Lucy-ish".
Oh yeah, Lucy Lawless, all woman, REAL woman, curves N everything, nuff said.
:D

mattclary
08-22-2007, 11:36 AM
She's hotter than Lucy!

mattclary
08-22-2007, 11:45 AM
Actually, I have a new favorite, Morgan Webb. She looks like Keira Knightly except all soft and curvy. To really appreciate Morgan, you have to see her talk, I think: http://webbalert.com/

Oh, did I mention that besides being hot, she is a total computer geek?



Some cheesecake:
http://www.freewebs.com/webblover/photos.htm

pumeco
08-22-2007, 11:54 AM
She would definitely do in a pinch! ;)
Alsou!!! :D :D :D

BTW, the best site for her is : http://www.alsou-singer.ru
Lear are loads of videos and galleries, but check out the music video section because her Russian videos are awesome, and not at all like the English sung stuff.

She's mega famous in Russia, but not so well known elsewhere it seems.
She's one really classy artist though, amazing music (the Russian tracks) I could listen to her all day :thumbsup:

The amount of Alsou tracks I have, would make even that site look primitive ;)

Here's one of her newer Russian music videos, super gorgeous - better than porn!
RIGHT-CLICK and SAVE TO DISK - DO NOT STREAM (http://files.alsou-singer.ru/video/alsou_samoye_glavnoye.avi)

colkai
08-22-2007, 12:56 PM
Actually, I have a new favorite, Morgan Webb. She looks like Keira Knightly except all soft and curvy. To really appreciate Morgan, you have to see her talk, I think: http://webbalert.com/

Oh, did I mention that besides being hot, she is a total computer geek?

Ok, I think I'm in love, a babe who can out-geek a geek? Heaven! :D

Jim_C
08-22-2007, 02:50 PM
re: Paris Hilton

First she was a just a high priced whore. I have seen an early leaked home made video where she looks in the camera and sas "I just got f'ed up the a(ss) for a bunch of blow. Now I am going to do it. YooHoo"
But that was before 'A Simple Life' so it was just , "Hey you know the Hilton hotels? Check out the daughter of the owner!"

Then she had that show called 'A Simple Life' with Nicole Ritchie then more leaked porn.
And I think everyone knows the rest from there.

But it was 'A Simple Life' that put her in the public's eye officially.

*Pete*
08-23-2007, 03:44 AM
Some may say she is unattractive, but that is a matter of personal taste. If one did not know her and her exploits but saw her at the beach, I would hazard that few would turn their eyes away.

the image you posted is heavily photoshopped...but it still doenst help her.

i cant stand thin women, i mean..thin can be ok, but not THAT thin, not anorectical thin women...its just bones and no muscles.

I prefer women who shape there bodies in a health studio, or gym...who run or bicycle a lot....they have human proportions and a healthy body and will always be way more atractive for me than the likes of Paris hilton....she IS ugly, but she doesnt have to be.....more meat on her, a more healthy body and yes, maybe, i would find her atractive.

too thin people have as many health problems as too fat people....

mattclary
08-23-2007, 05:23 AM
the image you posted is heavily photoshopped...but it still doenst help her.

i cant stand thin women, i mean..thin can be ok, but not THAT thin, not anorectical thin women...its just bones and no muscles.



Here is one that isn't photoshopped. Yeah, she is thin, but that's not anorexia, some people are just thin.

And most men find this body type very attractive. I maintain anyone who says she is unattractive is having their judgment clouded by her personality. I'm not saying she is a good person, I'm just saying she isn't hard on the eyes.

mattclary
08-23-2007, 05:32 AM
re: Paris Hilton

"I just got f'ed up the a(ss) for a bunch of blow. Now I am going to do it. YooHoo"


Yes, because the heiress to the Hilton empire probably has to do that to afford some blow.

v1u1ant
08-23-2007, 05:44 AM
No way dude shes butt ugly. And that aint thin, thats just flat chested, big damn thighs, bad ankles no shape there and her arms are too long. Ok shes has a nice waist, thats about it. Thats without taking her personnality into account. Drop her retarded arse straight away. She would have to pay me for sure.
bring on the russian babes, they win hands down.

joeldberry
08-23-2007, 08:24 AM
Here is one that isn't photoshopped. Yeah, she is thin, but that's not anorexia, some people are just thin.

And most men find this body type very attractive. I maintain anyone who says she is unattractive is having their judgment clouded by her personality. I'm not saying she is a good person, I'm just saying she isn't hard on the eyes.

Anyone else but me just wanna press her belly button and say, "Ding dong" over and over and over... (of course, nobody's home)...

mattclary
08-23-2007, 09:20 AM
Anyone else but me just wanna press her belly button and say, "Ding dong" over and over and over... (of course, nobody's home)...

That's not the first thing that pops into my mind.... :hammer:

v1u1ant
08-23-2007, 09:33 AM
well as shes the heiress to Hilton Hotels i would assume she would have a bell boy for that.

pumeco
08-23-2007, 04:00 PM
bring on the russian babes, they win hands down.
I agree :thumbsup:

Jim_C
08-24-2007, 08:51 AM
Yes, because the heiress to the Hilton empire probably has to do that to afford some blow.

I am sure lack of funds was not the problem.

The dealer probably cared less about benjamins and was only accepting backside as payment.

And if she enjoyed it..... she wins, he wins everybody wins in the end. (Bad, bad pun sorry)

C'mon Matt, haven't you dealt with good ole crack ho's and coke dealers before? :)

It was one of the videos that surfaced when she let her rental unit get confiscated and all her personal stuff hit the web for awhile.

KevinL
08-26-2007, 10:44 PM
that Paris is actually a sober, high I.Q., business savvy, world humanitarian who cares deeply about others. In fact she is a secret weapon used by a government agency so secret that they don't even have an acronym.

Her purpose, shift the social consciousness paradigm bringing about world peace, prosperity and a growth in the human station.

Or maybe she's just a party ditz! :)

Kevin

PS this communication is the result of doing 36 hours worth of data wrangling this weekend.

DiedonD
08-27-2007, 01:02 AM
As I said before, I dont like Paris Hilton. She is just one of them girls you had in high school, that werent pretty, but their mother told them before about "THE POWER OF LUST", so ever since then they do these kinda sexuals overkills to cover their, I like the term, butt uglinessess.

The kinda girls that offer themselves too cheaply just to be seen like "Hey I have a boyfriend too", and then it mustve grown from that to whoring around, and porn industry too.

But for me, she even sucks at doing that! I mean her porn movie sucksss :thumbsdow

I mean.... From what other people that have seen it tell me of course :hey: :D

pumeco
08-27-2007, 04:00 AM
Wow, I love this forum - what a bunch of perv's :D
BTW, anyone remember Natassja Kinski in Cat People?

pumeco
10-06-2007, 03:56 AM
Just spotted another 'Hilton' bot on the forum. You'd think they'd at least try this thread though :D