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shrox
03-29-2007, 03:16 PM
Can somebody post the LW cow for me? I accidently saved over it with out the head! Thanks.

TheDAve
03-29-2007, 03:25 PM
I was looking for the cow a few weeks ago. It doesn't seem to be in the LW9 content anymore... or am I just missing it?

DAve

Captain Obvious
03-29-2007, 03:37 PM
Lightwave just isn't complete without a cow, man!

shrox
03-29-2007, 03:51 PM
Oh, where art thou, cow?

Simon
03-29-2007, 03:52 PM
Moooo!

shrox
03-29-2007, 03:55 PM
Moooo!

Thanks, how now Lightwave cow!

Bog
03-29-2007, 05:49 PM
NO! You only ever get one LightWave Cow! Once you lose it... it's it's...

You're just GONE man! Just gone!

You're not the real shrox. You're pod-person shrox. Shunning you.

Shun. Shun.

liquidpope
03-29-2007, 06:03 PM
NO! You only ever get one LightWave Cow! Once you lose it... it's it's...

You're just GONE man! Just gone!

You're not the real shrox. You're pod-person shrox. Shunning you.

Shun. Shun.


'Tis true. A very wise man once told me, "A 'Waver with no cow is like a potato farmer with no dirt."

Bog
03-29-2007, 06:05 PM
Sing it, bru'er.

shrox
03-29-2007, 06:36 PM
NO! You only ever get one LightWave Cow! Once you lose it... it's it's...

You're just GONE man! Just gone!

You're not the real shrox. You're pod-person shrox. Shunning you.

Shun. Shun.

Yes I am, my border collie avatar proves it. That and my ridgeless fingerprints.

Uh oh...

2BitSculptor
03-29-2007, 08:26 PM
First... the Tea Pot.... :cry:

Now... the COW! :cursin:

colkai
03-30-2007, 03:22 AM
When will it end, the loss of our beloved icons.

Oh the inhumanity!

DogBoy
03-30-2007, 03:36 AM
I know. Like the extinction of the barrel nesting eagle.
Oh, the humanity! I think I'm going to have to get me to a drinking establishment so I may mourn their passing amongst fellow 'Wavers :oye:

Captain Obvious
03-30-2007, 05:07 AM
I know. Like the extinction of the barrel nesting eagle.
Oh, the humanity! I think I'm going to have to get me to a drinking establishment so I may mourn their passing amongst fellow 'Wavers :oye:
Let's have a toast to the missing cow!

ELinder
03-30-2007, 05:26 AM
Would having a memorial BBQ be considered bad form?

Erich

TheDAve
03-30-2007, 06:16 AM
I know. Like the extinction of the barrel nesting eagle.
Oh, the humanity! I think I'm going to have to get me to a drinking establishment so I may mourn their passing amongst fellow 'Wavers :oye:

Well Darn It!.. It looks like I'll HAVE to turn up now :beerchug:

DAve

TheDAve
03-30-2007, 06:17 AM
Would having a memorial BBQ be considered bad form?

LOL, Nice! :thumbsup:

colkai
03-30-2007, 07:04 AM
Would having a memorial BBQ be considered bad form?

Erich

ROTFLMAO
:jester: :lol:

Though I prefer a bit of "Stuck Pig" myself. :)

starbase1
03-30-2007, 07:09 AM
Actually this thread got me thinking...

Not only should the cow be revived and restored to the content, I think we should have a competition for it. There's that thing they do with life size fibreglass ones, where artists let rip and paint them in various styles?

So why can't we have a digital version of the contest?

Punk cows, glass cows, dialectric cows, saquatched Aberdeen Angus cows...

We are a cheap bunch and easily lead, so I suspect that even if Newtek only offered a t-shirt as a prize we would all go nuts! Come on guys!

Nick

DogBoy
03-30-2007, 07:28 AM
Would having a memorial BBQ be considered bad form?

Erich

Only if you barbecued them over the barrel struts. Hickory smoked eagle-in-a-barrel, wi' spare ribs.

:D

Having been to Berlin and seen those bl**dy concrete bears, I may not be joining in on that compo, Nick.

shrox
03-30-2007, 09:19 AM
...Having been to Berlin and seen those bl**dy concrete bears, I may not be joining in on that compo, Nick.

Here in Hendersonville Main Street is lined with about 50 fiberglass bears, all different colors and patterns. Some are cool, some are...well, if they got tipped over and hit by a passing car, no big loss.

Bog
03-30-2007, 11:11 AM
Hello? Milton Keynes? Concrete cows?

gjjackson
03-30-2007, 11:55 AM
Well, if you come to Kansas City you'll see cow Statues all over the place.

cagey5
03-30-2007, 01:08 PM
We had it in Manchester too. Cows popping up all over the place, but once they're gone you can't have an udder.

Dave Jerrard
03-30-2007, 01:17 PM
Now that's a bad pun! Read this next line as though GIR said it...

I luv you!


He Who Has Doomed His Wife To A Life Filled With Puns. Doomed! Doomed! DOOMED!!

Bog
03-30-2007, 01:31 PM
I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.

DOoomy doom doom DOOM doom doom DOOmy doOOm doom DOOM doom doomy doom doom....

Bog
03-30-2007, 01:36 PM
The number of startlingly painted cows in Boston was quite wacky at SIG.

shrox
03-30-2007, 01:46 PM
Now that's a bad pun! Read this next line as though GIR said it...

I luv you!


He Who Has Doomed His Wife To A Life Filled With Puns. Doomed! Doomed! DOOMED!!

Puns, I love puns.

One day Mahatma Gandhi was sitting on a park bench. Suddenly a dog ran up and grabbed Gandhi's hat and ran away with it. He stood up and said, "Oh no, My hat be Gandhi!"

cagey5
03-30-2007, 01:59 PM
Now I knew mine was bad but that takes the biscuit..... ;)

Dave Jerrard
03-30-2007, 02:39 PM
Puns, I love puns.

One day Mahatma Gandhi was sitting on a park bench. Suddenly a dog ran up and grabbed Gandhi's hat and ran away with it. He stood up and said, "Oh no, My hat be Gandhi!"Wait. Is this the SAME Mahatma Gandhi that walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a . . .

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.



He Who Has Frequent Battles Of Puns With His Brother.

DragonFist
03-30-2007, 03:04 PM
Puns? Puns? What puns? Has someone been baking?

shrox
03-30-2007, 03:11 PM
Wait. Is this the SAME Mahatma Gandhi that walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a . . .

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.



He Who Has Frequent Battles Of Puns With His Brother.

Oh. That left me speechless...

KevinL
03-30-2007, 07:13 PM
commercials? You Know... the one where happy cows make great cheese (California cows specifically). I think the LW cow caught wind (pun intended) of this and headed on out to greener pastures.

So the solution to the cow situation: use VUE to make greener pastures, LW to integrate fantasy farm structures and then composite with beautiful relight/post in the app of your choice. Not only will we have our cow back, but all the other cool cows will come hang and make us the bovine hot spot of the virtual galaxy.

Kevin :)

PS. another possibility to look into: what about Creative Cow. I am suspicious of there breakout success. Possibly a cow cartel cornering the market?

Captain Obvious
03-30-2007, 10:10 PM
Philosophers always put Decartes before the horse.


------


*knock, knock*

-Yes?
-Hello. I’m campaigning for greater community awareness of trigonometry.
-Oh. What can I do to help?
-Sine your name in support of the cos.



These aren't mine, though...

Yamba
03-31-2007, 02:20 AM
Sorry All
I'll have another go at attachments,

Yamba

Yamba
03-31-2007, 02:33 AM
This time I think I've finally got attachments together.

Just for you starbase1. Nodal Cows.

Created with no thought at all and with thanks to Worleys G2 library.

Yamba
mac since IIe and still sane, well almost.

starbase1
03-31-2007, 05:10 AM
OOh! You couldn't do me one in front of a union jack flag could you? (Gold or chrome maybe...) We need a logo for the London Lightwave user group!

Nick

Yamba
03-31-2007, 08:38 AM
Hey starbase1

Something along these lines?

Pardon the flag it was the only one I had. Being an Aussie I tend not to have too many English flags laying about:D

Yamba
This is me:
http://www.newtek.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56532&page=8

starbase1
03-31-2007, 09:05 AM
Not bad at all! Any chance you can send me the scene to tweak? I'd like a higher res flag and judging by the cow reflections a bit of subdividing may help...

nick(at)starbase1.co.uk

And I don't know why you would not have the UK flag available - after all I have an aussie flag on my web site!
http://www.starbase1.co.uk/animatedgifs/Flags-Regional/australia.gif

Nick

Yamba
03-31-2007, 05:23 PM
Hi Nick,

Emailed the Sc through your web page, hope it works for you.

Thanks for the tips and for flying the flag/s.:beerchug:

Shane

Bog
04-01-2007, 05:36 AM
This is getting udderly ridiculous. I'm gonna hoof it from this thread before I get all leathered up.

esper8
04-01-2007, 05:41 AM
This is getting udderly ridiculous. I'm gonna hoof it from this thread before I get all leathered up.

Yeah, before too many pple start milking it for gags.....

Yamba
04-01-2007, 06:04 AM
Yeah, let's all meet at my pad.:D

Bring along some warm clothes because it's Friesian.

Oops, time for my tablets.

shrox
04-01-2007, 10:31 AM
Everybody stop punning my cow thread or I'll post that link to the Star Wars Holiday Special!

Bog
04-01-2007, 11:02 AM
Everybody stop punning my cow thread or I'll post that link to the Star Wars Holiday Special!

Dude, what's your beef?

esper8
04-01-2007, 11:43 AM
Everybody stop punning my cow thread or I'll post that link to the Star Wars Holiday Special!


Ok, let's moo ve on

Bog
04-01-2007, 12:58 PM
You've horned that one in, but we'll forgive you for what you did beef whore.

esper8
04-01-2007, 01:50 PM
You've horned that one in, but we'll forgive you for what you did beef whore.


I'll never heffer do it again

starbase1
04-01-2007, 03:07 PM
ARGH!

shrox
04-01-2007, 03:49 PM
OK, you all were warned!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=323909610753051544&q=star+wars+holiday+special

djlithium
04-01-2007, 04:17 PM
I just wasted an hour of my life. Now I am going to share that link with every person possible and start a chain reaction to the break down of the fabric of society.

Dave Jerrard
04-01-2007, 04:47 PM
I made the mis-steak of seeing that when I was a kid. But as they say,

To err is human, to moo is bovine!


He Who Cant' Stay Out Of A Battle Puns For Too Long.

jasonwestmas
04-01-2007, 05:00 PM
Oh Man! I gotta get ripped to watch this one, sorry :P

RudySchneider
04-01-2007, 05:01 PM
Oh Man! I gotta get ripped to watch this one, sorry :P

I veal your pain. As a matter of fact, I'm in the middle of a Holstein of beer for the occasion.

shrox
04-01-2007, 05:03 PM
I just wasted an hour of my life. Now I am going to share that link with every person possible and start a chain reaction to the break down of the fabric of society.

It is 2 hours long...twice the pain and waste.

Bog
04-02-2007, 01:33 AM
He Who Cant' Stay Out Of A Battle Puns For Too Long.

I thought you'd gone quiet for a page or so. Still, better ungulate than never.

Yamba
04-02-2007, 01:45 AM
Too good for me Bog.:foreheads

Ungulates (meaning roughly "hoofed" or "hoofed animal")
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ungulate

Yamba

DogBoy
04-02-2007, 02:19 AM
look, guys, stop ribbing him, OK? It's obvious that you've cheesed him off now.

It's udderly ridiculous how much you are milking this joke. I'd have thought this whole thing would have tailed off by now, but no. I know you reckon you've barely grazed the surface but I ask if you cud please stop now.

colkai
04-02-2007, 03:06 AM
...and that's when I shot him your honour! :p

Bog
04-02-2007, 03:57 AM
I wouldn't steak my defence on that one, Colkai. I've herd that the punishment's quite steep for killing a man for wordplay.

Yamba
04-02-2007, 05:17 AM
...and that's when I shot him your honour! :p

Personally I think Colkai has a bit of a hide coming here with such udderences, a terrible and offal misteak on his part.

Bog
04-02-2007, 05:28 AM
He re vealed his true nature with that one. Never thought he'd put someone in for the chop, but it just goes to show how lowe some people can stoop.

colkai
04-02-2007, 05:34 AM
oh no no no, what have I done? I knew my udderances would be milked, no bull.

Skinner3D
04-03-2007, 08:51 AM
:ohmy: Can't Breathe. I plan to get home and waste about 3 hours of my life rereading this thread and watching the movie.

And now back to the cows

Bog
04-04-2007, 10:28 AM
I lost the I lost the cow thread!

shrox
04-04-2007, 11:47 PM
I gotta have more cowbell!

colkai
04-05-2007, 03:39 AM
Just less bull :)

Phil
04-05-2007, 09:06 AM
Moo-ving right along...

Dave Jerrard
04-05-2007, 04:07 PM
Ewe just had to keep it going, huh? Some of these are the wurst I've heifer herd, and I mean, vealy bad. Not that I have a beef with any of it; heck, I've chucked a choice puns myself, but then again, wagyu expect from me? I'll share the ground. It's not like I need to be peppered with praise or anything. I know when I'm being flanked and I won't stew on about it.

He Who Is A More Hospitable Roast Than That.

eagleeyed
04-09-2007, 08:41 AM
He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy. No one suspected he was packing an Uzi. - Previous Post Edit Message.

Love it. I nearly missed it so I thought I would point it out to the other readers chuckling away.

Bog
04-09-2007, 09:19 AM
Love it. I nearly missed it so I thought I would point it out to the other readers chuckling away.

Or over the sound of chickens... in choppers. (I love that song).

shrox
04-09-2007, 09:29 AM
Only you can stop this cow thread. Maybe some kind of cattle guard software will work, like a bovine firewall.

Bog
04-09-2007, 09:30 AM
CattleGrid.

OOZZEE
04-10-2007, 01:22 PM
hoof , I'm sweating like a PIG trying to keep up with this thread..... oh no what have I done !!

too funny this thing is !!!

art
04-10-2007, 01:31 PM
Beware of Chupacabra

Dave Jerrard
04-10-2007, 01:31 PM
Even I chose to hide and cower from it. I'll try to steer clear of these in the futures.


He Who Will Even Kinda Skirt The Issue.