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Bog
01-23-2007, 08:18 PM
I have no image for you lot. But it's one week to go until we launch something incredible.

I'm a small but pertinent part. RegularFry has worked long and hard on this with me.

Fellow gentlebeings... you're gonna love this. I can't give you WIP screenies, and I can't give you wires. But in one week... we're gonna change the whole world for the better.

T-6d:11h43m and counting.

prospector
01-23-2007, 08:36 PM
I know what it is already :D
And it 's GREAT !!! Well great is too small of a word for it really

It's more like;

SUPERSPECTACULAR
It's like putting a space-time continuum button on your computer

prospector
01-23-2007, 08:37 PM
THE AMIGA IS COMING BACK FULL FORCE !!!!!!!


WOO HOOO !!!!



that's it...right???? :D

jin choung
01-23-2007, 08:43 PM
huh?

is it just an image or is it an invention of somesort? mention was made of wireframes so i'm thinking it's just an image... right?

jin

p.s. my guess for an invention would be the catalyst for the end of humanity as we know it, otherwise known as Virtual Reality Porn Studio Featuring "Realistic Action" TM.

T-Light
01-23-2007, 09:04 PM
I know what it is...

It's an all new 2007 version of the...

Wait fot it...

:boogiedow :boogiedow Patented Mark Hennessy-Barrett Pizzawich:boogiedow :boogiedow

I'm right aren't I, do I get a freebee in the post :D

T-Light
01-23-2007, 09:07 PM
jin choung -

otherwise known as Virtual Reality Porn Studio Featuring "Realistic Action" TM.
Does it come with the USB 'VIBRA' (TM) suit? If it includes the suit I'm in :D

jin choung
01-23-2007, 09:32 PM
vibrasuit?!

that's soooooooooooo 21st century....

the VRPS (F"RA"TM) features a life sized (but adjustable [hip to waist, bust size, etc]) articulated powered armature covered in authentic, thermal conducting and self cleaning "RealSinSkin" TM.

looking like a fleshy, moving, errrr....(cough)biologically accurate(cough) mannequin with motion capture sensors, it's not much to look at... until you don the head tracking vr goggles. then the mannequin is no longer visible and instead you see any number of purchased or self created (the mod community is huge and has resulted in a recent phenomena where many girls on the street and in bars being accosted and asked to pose in davinci stances while orthographic views are taken with hires cell phone cameras - paparazzi have been asking celebrities to do the same but they recently caught on and now are licensing their likenesses to JinCo) "Chyks" TM.

it even folds up into an arcade style motorcycle replica to play motogp on when the nieces and nephews roll on by for the holidays.

get yours today!

jin

T-Light
01-23-2007, 10:49 PM
jin choung -

vibrasuit?!

that's soooooooooooo 21st century....
But I heard your new system had some serious bugs. :(

The more relatives invited and the more ostentatious the occasion, the more likely it is to turn your family gathering into a tragedy of shakespearean proportions.

There you are, riding your bike in the middle of the front room. Granny, Uncle Ted, the neices, nephews and ubiquitous company directors (wanting YOU for promotion) are gauding you on to take the last biker on the straight.

The holographic tracks are racing under your wheels at over 200kph, the chequred flags in site, the crowds are roaring, you bow down beneath the tiny glass windsreen to eek out the last fragment of mph... the crowds are on their feet...

jin, Jin, JIN

So LOUD you can hear the cheers over the wind and engine, YOU PASS HIM, YOUR THROUGH, YOU WIN, THE WORLD TITLE IS YOURS YOURS YOURS!!!

THE CROWDS ARE ROARING...WAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEY
JIN IS KING, JIN IS KING...

...but your family and friends are aghast and silent.

You didn't win the race on your "Triumph GP Ultra Slick"...

...instead, in a blinding flash of buggy fate, you crossed the line riding Saturday nights fantasy babe "Cindy **** Fest (TM) + accessories".


Oh the shame of it, promotions gone, the family won't look you in the eyes and the inlaws are seeking legal proceedings.


I'll stick with my '21st century Vibra' suit thanks :D

Dave Jerrard
01-24-2007, 11:22 AM
But then again, you could get a fairly lucrative deal with Vivid Pictures and appearances on the Spice Channel, and an interview with Robin Byrd!!


He Who Isn't A Byrd Watcher Since He Doesn't Get That Channel Here.

Tzan
01-24-2007, 11:37 AM
I just took a peek at the Shaxam site and all the news items are dated 2007.

So I'm guessing that the announcement has something to do with predicting the future. Please make news posts regarding future stock prices, as proof of concept. Thanks!

T-Light
01-30-2007, 12:59 PM
Bog - 03:18am 24:01:2007

Fellow gentlebeings... you're gonna love this. I can't give you WIP screenies, and I can't give you wires. But in one week... we're gonna change the whole world for the better.

T-6d:11h43m and counting

At precisely 15:01 GMT I downed tools and looked to the sky, nothing, so I checked google, nothing. I asked people in the street, the vicar at the local church and a local astronomer. Nothing.

Why Sir, I never took you for a snake oil salesman :D

Bog
01-30-2007, 01:12 PM
Whups! That'll teach me to post threads when I'm sizzly sozzled then forget about 'em! Cheers, Brent!

I give you Turning the Pages 2.0 (http://www.newtek.com/forums/showthread.php?p=489929#post489929) - changing the way libraries work.

T-Light
01-30-2007, 01:45 PM
WOW.
What can I say :D
Excellent, Nice One :)
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