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archiea
04-28-2003, 02:40 AM
I just stumbled upon a site that featured some impressively rendered 3D humans... going at it... I'm talking crazy... they even got the ... how can I say this, speculars correct where there should be specularity... I was going to post the site, but its pretty tasteless, like most good porn is. But its still funny to think that someone modeled and texture everything meticulasly to the point of even accurately adding... veins... where they... belong... As far as enhancements, folks, silicone can't touch this... nor, for that matter, real stars with animal names like "donkey", "horse" or even "kong" in their names...

The pitch being that since its virtual, you can portray anything...

Sad poart is, as I'm seeing this, I'm wondering.. did they use Max or LW...

I'm still die hard 3D...

dobermunk
04-28-2003, 02:52 AM
LOL! What sounds better:

Lightwave does Dallas.

Or Max? ;-)

archiea
04-28-2003, 04:29 AM
Actually it was more like Debbie does Lightwave....

uh... Imagine the Motion designer tutoirals we could have if our society was a bit less uptight... there would be parameters in MD for "fake ones" or "real ones"...

As far as character rigging, you would see more and more quadraped rigs being used on humans with plug in names like "Auto Character Setup: Doggie Style". Also, Newbies would be initially confused by the third bone connected to the hip rig.... Speaking of the rigging around the hips, we would note a spike in innovative rigging of that area....

There would be new modeler tools like Liposuction instead of knife tool and Implant instead Magic Bevel and a new boolean operator called Piercing and a new Modeling tool under Create called Phallus.

"Endomorphs" would be renamed to "Positions". Motion mixer would add two more options: Faster and Harder.

Sasquatch Lite would get even Liter... it woud be just a requester panel with just four selections: Mohawk, runwaystrip, Hitler moustache or none. Where did they hair types go? It defaults to curly. Sasquatch Full would have a new force that can act on hair called "Pulling"

A new surfacing preset would be present called tattoo.

There woild be a new Poke Collection from Worley's.

We'd finally get the new shader, sub surface scattering, along with on-surface splattering.

Most innovative new feature is built in web cam support in Lightwave as wells as a chat line right there in Layout

Thank you, thank you... I'm here all week....

dobermunk
04-28-2003, 04:35 AM
:cool:
Oh man, you need to get away from the computer more :-D

Matt
04-28-2003, 05:20 AM
Auto Character Setup: Doggie Style

OMFG LOL!!!! :D

mastermesh
04-28-2003, 10:17 AM
all that stuff probably actually will be in the next Poser since that seems to be the mainstay of its users...

manfriday
04-28-2003, 10:43 AM
great.
Now im curious.

Rei
04-28-2003, 12:04 PM
Well, its not in poser 5... (why do I know...!)

I remember reading a letter to 3D world asking about this sort of thing, they refused to comment!

Im surprised there arnt more Super Cell shaders doing this, its just well... no ive said to much. (and its not really like me to know anyway!)

Hiraghm
04-28-2003, 01:32 PM
What do you mean if our society weren't so uptight?? You see a limitation... I see an untapped market!

Go for it! Write a 3D porn tutorial. Write some 3D porn plug-ins. You'll get rich! :D

private
04-28-2003, 07:34 PM
Post the link. I would like to see what you're talking about.

archiea
04-28-2003, 08:15 PM
Give me five bucks (Gee your right, i can make money from this....)

Beamtracer
04-29-2003, 12:16 AM
If it's just nudity then it isn't porn. Outside the United States, full nudity is often normal viewing on prime time network TV.

Did you know that Zulu men in Africa generally don't find anything erotic about womens' breasts. Nothing at all. Maybe that's because they see them everyday.

On the other hand, Zulu men go wild over the backs of womens' thighs, which are generally covered up.

It just goes to show that such responses are learned. It's hard to believe that 'artists' doing 3D work could get so shocked by a naked 3D model. In fact, that's kinky!

mattclary
04-29-2003, 05:49 AM
Originally posted by archiea
I just stumbled upon a site that featured some impressively rendered 3D humans... going at it... I'm talking crazy...

Sounds like porn to me.

archiea
04-29-2003, 05:59 AM
Beam, have you seen the breast on Zulu women!?!?!? if you did, you'd also be unintereted!!!:D

Unless you're into \.|./

Here we like (.Y.)

Some are into (*)(*), But I hate silicone...

And those weren't nudes, there were about the rawnchiest stuff I've seen in a while... Puts that tenticle rape stuff in Anime to shame...

Hey at least the conversation won't likely turn into a Lux vs NT debate on this thread....

Karl Hansson
04-29-2003, 12:05 PM
Hey maybe thats what Lux is doing. It has always been abit unclear to me what their bussiness are. ;)

Verlon
05-05-2003, 08:35 PM
bah....give us a good solid hint at least....

can you give the link in pig-latin?

Beamtracer
05-08-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Verlon
can you give the link in pig-latin?

Maybe he'll give the link in pink satin.