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WilliamVaughan
05-30-2015, 01:37 PM
LightWave Veteran Alan Chan is at it again with a new movie.... Help make this a reality!


By helping fund this indie feature, you will be indulging in your secret pirate/ninja fantasies, help bring peace and order to the Internet AND get some cool swag while you’re saving the tubes! Help Alan Chan and his crew help you make a movie you want to watch! Join their crowd-funding campaign on Kickstarter! Click the link below to access the KickStarter page to learn more about this amazing project:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alanchan/scarlet-ninja-and-the-pirate-prince

CaptainMarlowe
05-30-2015, 02:20 PM
Wow, the pitch seems a bit over the top. Might be fun.

WilliamVaughan
05-30-2015, 02:22 PM
Wow, the pitch seems a bit over the top. Might be fun.


A "bit" over the top? Massively over the top more like it :)

But that is Alan... He was the one that created "12 Hot Women".

I hope he gets the support he needs to make this happen... will b ea fun ride!

gerry_g
05-30-2015, 04:47 PM
think I'd pay good money NOT to have it made

WilliamVaughan
05-30-2015, 05:52 PM
think I'd pay good money NOT to have it made


Maybe someone will start a Kickstarter for that :)

lardbros
05-31-2015, 09:24 AM
Ha... I actually watched 12 Hot Women years ago when it came out. Found it very amusing... and they were extremely hot too.
Will take a look at donating.

Love the crowd funded scene... the world would be a much worse place without Kung Fury and Iron Sky. :D

WilliamVaughan
05-31-2015, 11:49 AM
Ha... I actually watched 12 Hot Women years ago when it came out. Found it very amusing... and they were extremely hot too.
Will take a look at donating.

Love the crowd funded scene... the world would be a much worse place without Kung Fury and Iron Sky. :D

I'm sure any pledge amount will be appreciated and for those that cant pledge... sharing the link and spreading the word about the project can go a long way. I've had friends who have had successful campaigns and those thta havent... it always comes down to getting word out.

bazsa73
05-31-2015, 12:34 PM
Love the crowd funded scene... the world would be a much worse place without Kung Fury and Iron Sky. :D
So true bro!

mdesign
06-01-2015, 01:27 AM
Looks like a pron :) advert

Megalodon2.0
06-01-2015, 01:57 AM
Looks like a pron :) advert

Well... Christine Nguyen has done lots of soft porn so not surprised. :eek: :censored:

Still... this looks like it could be a fun movie and definitely worth supporting.

50one
06-01-2015, 07:13 AM
...OK, so I was bit hesitant to follow the link, but since the word P0RN was mentioned....Looks great, have to agree about poster tho - it has this certain vibe to it.

I'm wishing your friend all the best, but somehow I cannot see this happening, it's wicked idea but I'm afraid not everyone's cup of tea,
sort of like starting a campaign for Sharknado III. This effectively is going to be a porn movie without porn - sorry if I sound harsh but just my 2p.

WilliamVaughan
06-01-2015, 08:20 AM
I guess I've spent too many years reading Dr Seuss... Porn never came to mind when I saw the teaser.

gerry_g
06-01-2015, 12:41 PM
Yeah porn never really entered my mind watching the trailer either, says volumes to me about the mind set of some forum members though, what did enter my mind however was having two islands in such close proximity yet neither party claiming to having lain eyes on the other prior to the land bridge forming and this being despite one faction being pirates with boats and uninhibited by the expanse of water that lays between them, can only conclude that script is meant to be that dumb and not it's author.

VonBon
06-01-2015, 02:03 PM
think I'd pay good money NOT to have it made

:ohmy:;D.... you so wrong for that.

mummyman
06-01-2015, 02:17 PM
LOL... funny

Megalodon2.0
06-01-2015, 06:10 PM
Yeah porn never really entered my mind watching the trailer either, says volumes to me about the mind set of some forum members though,

Perhaps because many lack the ability to associate actors? When most people think of Traci lords, they think of Porn first - unless they are so young and completely unaware of her past.

I saw Christine Nguyen in a 2010 movie - Turbulent Skies - with Caspar van Dien, Patrick Muldoon and Nicole Eggert. My brother also has several of her.... DVD's. Actually I think she's a pretty good actress and would do well in this ninja role.

But perhaps you should refrain from JUDGING the mindset of others? That speaks volumes as well.

BokadCastle
06-01-2015, 06:58 PM
I'm fine with pirates fighting ninjas - but it's not enough.
I'll contribute, but only with this change to the plot - make it a threesome.
Pirato-Ninjaria versus 12 hot women.

BokadCastle
06-01-2015, 07:23 PM
...12 hot jihadis.

128410

50one
06-02-2015, 02:01 AM
Haven't seen the trailer, I only said that the poster has "certain vibe to it" not to mention the storyline - it's seriously like one of those porn parodies just without the shagging lol.

No idea about Miss Nguyen if she's a good actress or no (I've only checked her google history after Mega mentioned her[you naughty boy you!]), but honestly even if she would sell fish in local market and play hardcore movies during the weekend I wouldn't care really, everyone deserve a chance so not bothered with her past, so I'm not saying "booo! she showed her boobs, she's really bad actress!".

As I said I wish the guy all the best, but I would rather sponsor some documentary movie or something, we've seen hundreds of "D" class movies being made last year - so why is the guy looking for sponsorship on kickstarter?.
is it because no one else was interested in investing in it, cause there's no way this movie will make money?

Again, don't wanna sound like dick - just my observation.

P.S

So, some of you guys haven't watched a porn movie at some point(s) in your life....Hmmmm OK! :)

BokadCastle
06-02-2015, 02:22 AM
hmm..hmmm
pirates vs ninjas vs jihadi women
juices flow

not blood - not mine....haha!