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shrox
03-02-2013, 03:21 PM
The stupid predictions of Shrox, posted here for all time!

Tiny wearable holographic projectors will be used by the wearer to display stupid memes on thought balloons over their head, perhaps some nonsense about kittens.

The data transferred on verbatim-reality, quantum companion, direct mind-to-computer linkages will be predominately reconstructions of kittens.

During a highly contested physical test of the Schrödinger's Cat experiment, Ceiling cat will whisk the subject cat to safety, and leave the temporal breach open for awhile to show us who's boss.

Riff_Masteroff
03-02-2013, 09:30 PM
I predict that science will prove what I have long known: that cats can communicate directly ( mind-to-mind ) with people. I rarely speak of my multiple experiences because . . . . invariably no one believes me.

In addition, I predict that engineers will figure out a way of teching shrox so that he can also engage.

Financial Times newspaper article: first page, Friday March 01, 2013: "Telepathic rats team up across continents" (title of article). "Scientists trained rats in Durham, North Carolina (Duke University) and Natal, Brazil to work together to solve problems in return for a drink of water." . . . . . "Their results were published yesterday in the journal Scientific Reports." . . . . ."The rat created a representation of a second body on top of its own," said Prof. Nocolelis."

erikals
03-02-2013, 09:58 PM
i predict in the next 10-20 years we'll have an explosion of inventions, as China and India move forward. Africa will follow.

shrox
03-02-2013, 10:08 PM
i predict in the next 10-20 years we'll have an explosion of inventions, as China and India move forward. Africa will follow.

Those are quite reasonable and sensible observations. We need silly ones.

erikals
03-02-2013, 10:10 PM
Cats will get jetpacks to catch rats.

Ryan Roye
03-02-2013, 10:34 PM
Cats will get jetpacks to catch rats.

Assuming they don't enslave the human race first (which they sorta already have).

shrox
03-02-2013, 10:57 PM
Cats will get jetpacks to catch rats.

Feasible and handy.

hrgiger
03-03-2013, 02:54 PM
I predict that twinkies will be self-replicating, elminating the fear that they will vanish from the face of the earth.

shrox
03-03-2013, 02:57 PM
I predict that twinkies will be self-replicating, elminating the fear that they will vanish from the face of the earth.

3D printed Twinkies too!

roctavian
03-04-2013, 10:33 AM
Cats will get jetpacks to catch rats.

Humans were the first. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_272165&feature=iv&src_vid=fdJc1_IBKJA&v=m4Bm3cs9TFo)
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shrox
03-04-2013, 10:53 AM
Humans were the first. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_272165&feature=iv&src_vid=fdJc1_IBKJA&v=m4Bm3cs9TFo)
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Where are the rats?

roctavian
03-04-2013, 11:14 AM
aaaammm ... you know my English is not very good, right?

probiner
03-04-2013, 11:33 AM
A much better this
http://www.delaval.in/ImageVaultFiles/id_1305/cf_53/FF60.JPG

after the threat of this
http://www.weirdlyodd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/613.jpg

hmm...

Nangleator
03-04-2013, 12:50 PM
Catchable, killable, edible red dots from laser pointers.

shrox
03-04-2013, 01:08 PM
aaaammm ... you know my English is not very good, right?

Legend says the rats are in New York City.




Catchable, killable, edible red dots from laser pointers.

You are on to something. Kitty Skittles? Or Laser Pez.