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GruvSyco
09-29-2003, 09:47 PM
Brilliant (http://www.chromecow.com/index-FG.htm)


PS sorry if this has been posted before.

riki
09-29-2003, 10:01 PM
haha very funny. How about "Endo-Hyper-Nurbs"

hrgiger
09-29-2003, 10:17 PM
God knows we've all been asking for Biovision All Beef Shading.

I'm going back to school for programming and I would eventually like to do 3D work. But now I'm wondering if I should also go back and get a culinary degree so I can write plug-ins like the Procedural Vortex Sandwich?

takkun
09-29-2003, 11:10 PM
Newtek, you MUST add this feature-

"Solar Powered Mo-Cap Collision"

if not then at least add-

"Transdimensional Voxel Dynamics" or "Incredibly Fast Character Scattering"

:)

comanche
09-30-2003, 02:19 AM
Thank god! I've been waiting a lifetime for "CYMK Character Collision".

LOL

riki
09-30-2003, 02:47 AM
How bout 'Hawaiianised Blocap Fur'

Bytehawk
09-30-2003, 05:41 AM
128 bit hyper data sandwich ?

RiGLEY
09-30-2003, 06:18 AM
Muhahahhahahahaaaa :)))))))

Doug Nicola
09-30-2003, 09:11 AM
Carbon Composite Surface Baking - it's really a must-have.

But I'll settle for BGH-free Moxel Morphing as a quick fix.

Matt
09-30-2003, 02:41 PM
what's even funnier is that half of them sound real!!!