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probiner
03-05-2010, 06:03 PM
http://vimeo.com/9869813

Apparently chicken legs "are the safe alternative" for texture aquiring. Pitty that it does not use mocap :D

geothefaust
03-05-2010, 06:19 PM
Lol!! Now that was pretty damn funny.

h2oStudios
03-05-2010, 06:28 PM
That was the dumbest sh1t I've ever watched. But, then again, some people may find it informative (texturing & dynamics?).

LOL.

Edit: watch this thread hit like 5 pages in the next hour, lol. Shear idiocy afoot.

Myagi
03-05-2010, 06:49 PM
that's nuts *badabum-dish*

hrgiger
03-05-2010, 08:05 PM
I like the scrotumy reddish color description.

But seriously, that was ridiculous.

probiner
03-05-2010, 08:10 PM
We will never look and chicken legs with the same eyes...
For me it's just the first minutes...

shrox
03-05-2010, 08:26 PM
Here is a challange, model the balls, then dip them in gold using particles and HVs. Then you're playing Wall Street...

Hopper
03-05-2010, 09:04 PM
Mayor Awesome plus 1 day ago
Excellent tutorial. I can't tell you how many times I've needed to make a ball sack in the past but just couldn't get it right. Thanks!
I lol'd

gerry_g
03-06-2010, 03:51 AM
Now all he need is a decent 3D tut on a hot wax 'crack n' sack' session and he'll be good to go

cresshead
03-06-2010, 05:29 AM
yeh this got posted on my 'how not to make training videos' thread on CGtalk forum yesterday...

it's a classic example of what is a terrible subject delivered 'deadpan serious' fashoin...
what exactly the guy was 'in to' i dread to think.....

i wonder if he has a webcam poking out of his roof also?

Iain
03-06-2010, 05:37 AM
Quite amusing. Mayor awesome gave me the biggest laugh too though.

*Pete*
03-06-2010, 06:19 AM
...if you have a model of the Wolverine, you can add some balls to him...


:D the guy is a genius!! :D

JeffrySG
03-06-2010, 04:57 PM
That was great... cheers on the linky.

Hopper
03-06-2010, 05:33 PM
i wonder if he has a webcam poking out of his roof also?
/giggle. Yeah .. he went there ... lol.

Otterman
03-07-2010, 02:40 AM
Educational comedy-now that's how lw tuts should b made-I'd learn so so much hehe

Cageman
03-07-2010, 05:25 AM
It's quite interresting that pretty much any topic about modeling is OK, but as soon as you start to talk about genetailias it all becomes so sensitive. I wonder if it is time for another sexual revolution to, once and for all, get rid of the stigma that is related to this particular topic?

This tutorial is like any other modeling tutorial out there. A pretty good technique btw...

BigHache
03-07-2010, 08:08 AM
Wow, that was def good for a laugh. LOL testicular deformation.

probiner
03-07-2010, 08:34 AM
It's quite interresting that pretty much any topic about modeling is OK, but as soon as you start to talk about genetailias it all becomes so sensitive. I wonder if it is time for another sexual revolution to, once and for all, get rid of the stigma that is related to this particular topic?

This tutorial is like any other modeling tutorial out there. A pretty good technique btw...

I think you are taking them too seriously (Urine Pool?). He goes quite fast and with creativity. But... cmon... the issue here is not that we giggle just because it's about genetailias, but because he goes through like a 'pro' (British humor?), but still no Infinite Realities target is it?

The guys website http://www.smearballs.com/ (context, not judging, it looks fun :D)

Cheers

Matt
03-07-2010, 04:41 PM
that's nuts *badabum-dish*

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

Skonk
03-07-2010, 04:47 PM
I found it pretty funny.

The guy is clearly doing it as a "real techniques shown in a funny way" type thing, simalar to the awesomeness that is the "You suck at photoshop" video tutorials which can be found on youtube.

geothefaust
03-07-2010, 11:29 PM
I found it pretty funny.

The guy is clearly doing it as a "real techniques shown in a funny way" type thing, simalar to the awesomeness that is the "You suck at photoshop" video tutorials which can be found on youtube.

Totally my take on it as well. Very funny, and informative at the same time. :D


The urine pool was disgusting, yet fell in line with my disgusting sense of humor too. And hey, I learnt a good technique (testicular deformation). All is well. Funny and informative = Total Awesomeness.

Lamont
03-08-2010, 12:12 AM
i wonder if he has a webcam poking out of his roof also?You know how to make someones day rock.