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danielkaiser
12-23-2009, 01:53 AM
Ok this is serious.

Toilet paper manufactures have begun to reduce the width of a roll of paper, at first I thought that my but was getting bigger (it is but that's besides the point) the fact remains that they cut them by at least 1/4in perhaps 1/2in, I will not sit for this.

I'm calling for a boycott of all manufactures and have begun printing pages of the sears web site to use in the interim.

Brothers and sisters we can not let this stand, they have violated the sanctity of the toilet, the lavatory, the john, the head.

Brothers,,,, sisters,,,, I ask you shout this from the roof tops, the highways and byways, from the deepest valleys to the highest mountains,,,,

LET MY PEOPLE GO!!

This really chaps my a*ss.
Danny

Nangleator
12-23-2009, 07:17 AM
I don't want to know what Moses will be parting...