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09-24-2009, 05:33 PM
I went to the shops to buy .........

09-24-2009, 05:39 PM
...hypodermic needles.

09-24-2009, 05:49 PM
Lightwave 4 dongle... they were out.

So I bought some pellegrino instead.

09-24-2009, 06:12 PM
which contained calcium, chlorine, fluorine, lithium, magnesium, nitrogen, potassium, silicon, sodium, and strontium but they forgot to add the secret ............

09-24-2009, 06:17 PM
Any reasonably priced 3D software but Autodesk bought everything so I changed my mind.

09-24-2009, 06:31 PM
but luckily some ninjas came to town and

09-24-2009, 06:39 PM
...peed on a spark plug.

09-24-2009, 06:42 PM
but the spark plugs were live and set fire to there

09-24-2009, 07:02 PM
but the spark plugs were live and set fire to there


documents regarding Napoleon Dynamite's role in global warming.

09-24-2009, 07:58 PM
A role which helped the rise of the population of pirates in the world.

Hence trying to reduce global warming by following this chart here.


09-25-2009, 02:52 AM
but the chart got stolen by Hitler during an episode of Scrubs which ..

09-25-2009, 03:04 AM
took a bizarre twist when Tim Burton appeared, dressed as tinkerbell, and turned the entire cast into rabbits. Luckily he forgot...

09-25-2009, 03:07 AM
that he made James & the gaint peach but for some reason the batmobile was parked outside ..

09-25-2009, 03:20 AM
on double yellows with a dwarf in the back - who was...

09-25-2009, 03:31 AM
bored to death so he made an extreme off topic thread, although it was against his principles, but still, no way to avoid it. So he wrote...

09-25-2009, 03:50 AM
about a guy that went to the shops to buy...

09-25-2009, 04:32 AM
the best 3D stuff in the world that money can buy, to...

09-25-2009, 04:53 AM
...model and render the most ugliest....

09-25-2009, 05:20 AM
asshats, with ...

09-25-2009, 05:37 AM
shinny bells on top , but unfortunalty he ran over 10 minutes time in the speed challenge so he had to .

09-25-2009, 05:57 AM
take his pill and ..

09-25-2009, 07:40 AM
...dream of greener pastures, where...

09-25-2009, 08:23 AM
... Jesus was waiting, but still it was a dream, so he had to put up for now with...

09-25-2009, 09:34 AM
increasing his post count, other wise he would...

09-25-2009, 10:38 AM
come back with an Uzi and hes pi$$ed ,but Bill Hicks gave him ...

09-25-2009, 10:48 AM
(crap you took the line, i was gonna end the thing :P)
a Very Merry Christmas card in August?

09-25-2009, 05:58 PM
but it was snowing and it gave the kids ........

09-25-2009, 06:34 PM
...the complete collection of SpongeBob Square Pants. But the kids made a disapointment face, cause they actually wanted...

09-25-2009, 10:41 PM
... to be spanked and humiliated, for they were very naughty kids indeed...

09-26-2009, 12:02 AM
...because they had been raised by Belgian nuns that practiced...

09-26-2009, 12:26 AM
...A most ancient practition of witchcraft used for...

09-26-2009, 12:32 AM
..get themselves burned by the spanish inquisition...

09-26-2009, 12:41 AM
...saying "these aren't the droids you are looking for"...

09-26-2009, 03:00 AM
... when, quite unexpectedly, she found herself becoming uncharacteristically intimate with a very large...

09-26-2009, 03:13 AM
bannana , which for some reason looked like .....

09-26-2009, 03:27 AM
...the proof for existence not only one god but at least three of them...

09-26-2009, 03:28 AM
were in fact banana's?...enter stage left Inspector Neverko..who looked just like a cartoon banana
something definatley strange was happening...she looked over at her bedside mirror...in abject disbelief...she saw..she too had become a banana...

Inspector Neverko stepped up to her to explain..."look miss it's pretty simple"...
"some of the code for Core has leaked out and we're simply experiencing instancing and a localised nodal behavoir in the area...nothing to be worried about...we just need to..."

09-26-2009, 04:18 AM
require Blender and mix together, make a bannana milk-shake with some

09-26-2009, 04:34 AM
..."autodesk magic"
who's to say it won't deliver even less for more!...upgrade those long standing bugs...make 'em real bugs...like the ones from starship troopers cg show!

we just need to give them enough scope to unhook the banana plugin..bring online the instant access to your bank account modifier..make it only work with windows7...then unlesh the bug fest to finally take over the world...

cut to somewhere in a lab deep underground...a perspiring bespectikled softimage developer...hunched over some squiggly
code....he chuckles to himslf and declares....

09-26-2009, 07:07 AM
...I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

09-26-2009, 07:15 AM
... when I don`t have to work all night long with my head trapped into all these problems. And because of that, I`m gonna say loud and clear: ...

09-26-2009, 09:04 AM
I'm not gay just curious , but it's only because ..

Shnoze Shmon
09-26-2009, 11:37 AM
I had Pace Pecante Sauce on my apple pie which made all this code make sense for five minutes. But when I get out of the hospital I'll...

09-26-2009, 05:26 PM
...kill myself with a spoon. Hopefully it...

09-26-2009, 05:47 PM
...will be made of stell, cause i tryed another time with a plastic spoon and it was messy with no results. The funny thing is, that was when i first met...

09-26-2009, 06:07 PM
...the cast of "Friends", but because I had woken up in a parallel universe, the show was actually "X-Files". After that series ended, David Schwimmer went on to...

09-26-2009, 06:17 PM
...the end of this thread and said: "Thats it, this is over!". But then OnlineRender came in tossed him a Hardcore Zero coke and he was ok with it. Because, hey, if you drink a nice fresh coke you can...

09-26-2009, 06:25 PM
...the end of this thread and said: "Thats it, this is over!". But then OnlineRender came in tossed him a Hardcore Zero coke and he was ok with it. Because, hey, if you drink a nice fresh coke you can...

...find yourself with a buttocks full of buckshot! Better run faster next time or...

09-27-2009, 02:45 AM
probiner will hunt you down , strap you to the front of the batmobile ,with the bored dwarf still sitting in the back and ....

09-27-2009, 09:45 AM
drinking Tequilla, with one hand on the ...

09-27-2009, 11:02 AM
...Turkey, India, Avalon
doesn't matter where you are,
only that this keeps going on...

09-27-2009, 11:46 AM
appearing on google earth when you zoom into the southen beach of bora bora...
that is of course if you..

09-27-2009, 12:10 PM
...are not a cananite, wich people died in the destruction of Gomorrah.
So make sure you are a righteous man, for your own good, otherwise...

09-27-2009, 03:46 PM
.......a spell of mini Bill Gates will rise from the ashes and dystroy all of man-kind , but for the choosen ones , who will ...

09-27-2009, 03:47 PM
...tend to be all Mac happy. Go figure. Right about then...

09-27-2009, 04:17 PM
...farmer Jones was awakened by a loud disturbance in the barn. "Something ain't right with that sow" he mumbled to himself as he got up to go investigate...

09-27-2009, 05:01 PM
...claims of iPhones exploding. Such claims have surfaced in Britain and France, with at least one person, a teenager, sustaining an eye injury. In addition, KIRO TV in Seattle has turned up 800 pages of documents from the Consumer Product Safety Commission that include cases of burning or flaming iPods.

"We are aware of these reports and we are waiting to receive the iPhones from the customers," Apple said in a statement late Tuesday afternoon. "Until we have the full details, we...

09-27-2009, 06:31 PM
"... have decided to include our new i911 feature as part of the iPhone package, which automatically senses an injury and notifies your local emergency response authorities, at a reasonable additional cost...

09-27-2009, 07:00 PM
...at which point Shrox decided to never again post on such a silly thread. However, evil was lurking in the form of...

Shnoze Shmon
09-27-2009, 11:09 PM
...warm fuzzies, which were gathering to...

09-28-2009, 01:45 AM
a point it was impossible to resist. There is no surprise that he decided to come back again and again, until his last drop of energy will be consumed by this unexplainable, scaring and still pleasant sensation. Looking in the ground with a guilty look he said:...

09-28-2009, 02:20 AM
... "Today is laundry day, ..."

09-28-2009, 02:34 AM
," and I have forgoten my to remove that pink sock " ohh the pain ,washing colour fast whites at 60'c can costs lifes .

Location :~ A dark and smokey room .

Shrox coundn't resist anymore , his hands where wet with excitment ,he could not hold back the urge to type , his rocket was long and his polyz where beviled , the flicker fresh-hold was atleast running at 69fps enough to cut open the smoke with a blinding metalic light , a picture of The "Prima Donna" was hung rip and at a slight angle against the extensive collection of 70s German porn, if only he ..........

09-28-2009, 02:59 AM
... was in the mood. Instead he ...

09-28-2009, 03:10 AM
...he bought a parrot to put on his shoulder. But wife said: Me or it. So he came out with a strange, strange solution to get rid of the parrot, wich consisted in...

09-28-2009, 03:36 AM
buying another parrot for the second shoulder. This was for the first time in the history the famous "Nelson Costume" was mentioned in the Fashion books. So, the come back will be ...

09-28-2009, 04:19 AM
nice parrots but your still missing 'something'...
and we all knew what was coming next...
the next fashion was going to be...
not padded shoulders
not flowing silk
not your basic cg look at all
not motion capture for wiggly hips
not performance capture for putty like face movements
...oh no...a whole new paradim shift...
CG I brows..that's what!

09-28-2009, 05:28 AM
It's drasticaly killing off the mono-brow actors and plastic doubles ,there can be only hope for ..

09-28-2009, 01:49 PM
the ones that will wear tha Famous Parrots Costume (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCE1MeUZgNk). It`s the only way to ...

09-28-2009, 02:49 PM
...ensure my return to the silly thread. Of course there is always the alternative of...

Shnoze Shmon
09-28-2009, 06:14 PM
...singing "Macho Man" in a pink tutu on international TV at the UN nuclear summit. Unfortunately, this could lead to...

09-29-2009, 02:56 AM


the ultimate achivement unlocked, leaving the thread open for politics and religion , a place where the sun is always shinning , where children run free with the wind ,and adults ..

09-29-2009, 03:00 AM
... close threads, that though they are harmless, they don't have a point. Nnd pointlessness can be an issue in society and individuals. But still here we are writing in hope for..

09-29-2009, 03:07 AM
... the topless maids and the Ferraris, and the endless heaps of cash we all promised ourselves we would have one day...

09-29-2009, 06:58 AM
..but yet we sit here ,day after day , with our laptops ,palmtops and desktops armed ,ready to strike down the unfortunate and weak , but the fight is not over , it never will be ,untill the YT code is cracked ....

Some people call this youtube ,but others perish at the thought .

INT:~ Night
Location : Dark & Smokey Room ...

We return to the stale room , the pressure has been released , he couldn't resist anymore , the thought of another post count pushing up was to much .. the collection of 70's porn video tapes had slowly deminished ,they lay there scattered on the floor like yellow snow .
He contemplated about another post , "could I handle it " he thought , "but what about the NTresistance ???????" .

Ntresistance : A small few , belive in the greater man kind ,they try tactics like close ended sentances and spit on the

"Never Ending Thread Bible " or N.E.T.B as most now know .

Today is another day we will....

09-29-2009, 08:00 AM
...eat our mediocre lunches from our reused bags, damn this 'save the planet' philosophy!!!

...and wonder upon the flavor of the week at our favorite...

09-29-2009, 08:12 AM
overly priced coffe shop , but only if my laptop dispensed weak coffe , my life would be complete , using a jacked wireless , i surf the forums deep ,praying on new wavers , planning ahead for the next thread , tactacily correcting bad spelling mistakes and terrible grammer , all to be told .........

09-29-2009, 08:16 AM
... that all your effort will disappear when Autodesk will take over LightWave and delete all off-topic posts from forum database ...

Shnoze Shmon
09-29-2009, 07:54 PM
...but a new hope will arise and despite the Autodesk Empire striking back the Lightwave Jedi shall return and then...

09-29-2009, 08:43 PM
...I fell asleep on the keyboard, and some drool shorted it out. Fortunately my mind control gifts were working, so I...

09-30-2009, 05:48 AM
...was able to channel the drool towards an area of the desk with the least amount of drool-sensitive content, although my address book is going to need some airing out before I can...

09-30-2009, 06:14 AM
phone Jay Leno ,and tell him hes .........

09-30-2009, 02:24 PM
... going to be visited by a good-intentioned but incompetent evil witch, who will cast a Spell of Disproportionate Chin upon him and...

09-30-2009, 02:31 PM
... going to be visited by a good-intentioned but incompetent evil witch, who will cast a Spell of Disproportionate Chin upon him and...

...the next thing Jay knew, he was Quagmire on "Family Guy". But that didn't last long because...

10-02-2009, 06:05 AM
.......AD bought the rights to Family Guy and sold them onto Matt Groening who traded them for .

10-02-2009, 06:12 AM
... being too of a nice guy...
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. But then...

...more bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. And then finally...

10-02-2009, 06:54 AM
... she collapsed back on the bed, spent, out of breath, and fully satisfied. As her head hit the pillow, in the second before she drifted off, all she could think about was...

10-02-2009, 07:27 AM
LightWave Core.


10-02-2009, 07:31 AM
But, in the sequel....

10-02-2009, 02:23 PM
............yes the sequel " I hear you scream " ,just as you thought it was all over ,it strikes again but this time with more venom , It can never die "mwhahahaha " evil laugh time , unless the Authority Department Movement In Newtek or A.D.M.I.N ,will overide this system and kill ..........