Antiquitas
08-26-2008, 04:32 PM
So I'm a rampaging Noobasaurus, and I apologize if my noob beams will become too intense, but I ask thee, to be long suffering in my most uncooth dolting of intellects.
I'z got me a shiney new Lightwave 9.5 with all them bells and whistles. Turns out I'm actually a cheap skate and went the horrible horrible route of downloading makehuman instead of learning to model via Lightwave. This being said, Makehuman exports in Collada, happy pants are now on, and Lightwave doth indeed reads thine buggery. Yet, with the Skelegon (not Skeletor) loaded with the jazz hands and model, how do I get the model to move with the skeleton? How do I utilize that fancy tab key of smoothiness in the layout window? How do I change the freaky eyebrows of Sasquatch on my female models? How do you build a flux capacitor? And how can I utilize collada with Lightwave?
It frustrates me so much sometimes I look to the heavens and say, "KHAAAAAAAN!!!!" Then I realize the Heavens can't really hear me, so now I turn to thee oh yee Gods of Render. Thine immortal host of Lightwave Controllers and Manipulators, yee Valkyries of Polygons and Einherjar of Subsurface, I beseech thee, oh merciful NewTek warriors.
Help me, Oh Renderer, you're my only hope.
P.S. A cookie to the man who understands my post...and maybe a slice of cheesecake for the lady.
I'z got me a shiney new Lightwave 9.5 with all them bells and whistles. Turns out I'm actually a cheap skate and went the horrible horrible route of downloading makehuman instead of learning to model via Lightwave. This being said, Makehuman exports in Collada, happy pants are now on, and Lightwave doth indeed reads thine buggery. Yet, with the Skelegon (not Skeletor) loaded with the jazz hands and model, how do I get the model to move with the skeleton? How do I utilize that fancy tab key of smoothiness in the layout window? How do I change the freaky eyebrows of Sasquatch on my female models? How do you build a flux capacitor? And how can I utilize collada with Lightwave?
It frustrates me so much sometimes I look to the heavens and say, "KHAAAAAAAN!!!!" Then I realize the Heavens can't really hear me, so now I turn to thee oh yee Gods of Render. Thine immortal host of Lightwave Controllers and Manipulators, yee Valkyries of Polygons and Einherjar of Subsurface, I beseech thee, oh merciful NewTek warriors.
Help me, Oh Renderer, you're my only hope.
P.S. A cookie to the man who understands my post...and maybe a slice of cheesecake for the lady.