hokeypokey
06-10-2003, 01:03 AM
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What's this controller thing? Why is this network rendering thing such a hassle? With the technology out there, this is increadibly frustrating! I just want to do animations, not write the programs. That's sombody else's job. You guys sell this reportedly stellar software package with an added feature called "ScreamerNet." If you bought a car called the Screamer Machine, would it arrive all in pieces, and missing most? No, one would expect to turn the key and hit 60 in about 4secs., and look awesome doing it. LightWave's "ScreamerNet" resembles the vehicle from the Beverly Hillbillies. The only difference here is that the hillbillie vehicle made it to Beverly Hills. The only possible justification you can have for giving this function such a name, is that it makes you "scream" bloody murder, and when you finally regain consiousness the following day, you rise to find your hands filled with clumps of your own bloody hair, and quite possibly some remnants of the family pet. What you should call this network rendering feature is Fred's Half-Assed 1985 Binge Drinking Stab at Network RenderingNet! Sorry for ranting, but I just can't understand why something that has cost me this much jack, has so many freaking bugs!
What's this controller thing? Why is this network rendering thing such a hassle? With the technology out there, this is increadibly frustrating! I just want to do animations, not write the programs. That's sombody else's job. You guys sell this reportedly stellar software package with an added feature called "ScreamerNet." If you bought a car called the Screamer Machine, would it arrive all in pieces, and missing most? No, one would expect to turn the key and hit 60 in about 4secs., and look awesome doing it. LightWave's "ScreamerNet" resembles the vehicle from the Beverly Hillbillies. The only difference here is that the hillbillie vehicle made it to Beverly Hills. The only possible justification you can have for giving this function such a name, is that it makes you "scream" bloody murder, and when you finally regain consiousness the following day, you rise to find your hands filled with clumps of your own bloody hair, and quite possibly some remnants of the family pet. What you should call this network rendering feature is Fred's Half-Assed 1985 Binge Drinking Stab at Network RenderingNet! Sorry for ranting, but I just can't understand why something that has cost me this much jack, has so many freaking bugs!