Help me develop this script, then we can all RUN IT!!

[quantumvista]

// Headexam.Toasterscript

Priority = 100

CreateShortCut ( "Ctrl Del Esc" // The combination
code(
SelectLifePartner(True)
Req_OK( MarriageVow("commonsense.Toasterscript")) //Figure out why commonsense.ToasterScript fails at this point.
SelectChild(True)
UpdateFamily(SecondChild)
while i < Dead
Children() //no matter what I do This line invariably calls the needMoney() function. And I can't delete it!
),
"OrderedFocus", ABSOLUTEPriority

ts_KeepJob()= {

paycheck = BillsToPay()

if (hourlyWage < EnoughtoSneezeAt) HourlyWage = Peanuts
else HourlyWage = 0+ pittance -0.1

if (hourlyWage > EnoughtosneezeAt) HourlyWage = SpentBeforeReceived
Paycheck(JustNotEnoughForWhatweDo) //This SHOULD Cause a MAJOR error. Why it doesn't, I don't know.
}

[PIZAZZ]

That is really really funny. Of course you have to be able to somewhat understand code to get it... but that is very very funny and very very True!

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face on this Friday the 13th.

[Jim_C]

That is awesome.

I know nothing about code, but to tell you the truth, that helped me get the basics of the language better than the real thing.

Suddenly I need a drink and a quiet corner to ponder...

Jim

[Scott Bates]

I can't even program my VCR, but I think it will work if you add a final option that says something like:

if: TotalIncome = NeverEnough
then: AutoDial Friendly Loan Officer (again)

or avoid the coding hassle altogether and have Loan Officer autodial you every Friday :rolleyes: